Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Big Unit

Big Unit time.

What a tremendous nickname....and what a tremendously ugly individual. Even from 100 yards off, he's the kind of ugly only an accountant could love. Still, I think he would make a fine Red Sock. I bet Ichiro started having Godzilla flashbacks when Das Unit came to the mound. Randy may be the tallest human being Ichiro has ever seen.

Randy got lit up, too. McKeon might have to go backstage and recruit Nolan Ryan before this game is over. It may even be like a flight where both pilots die..."Is there a pitcher in the house?"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hes kind of cute if you ask me!
NOT !

Anonymous said...

The million dollar contract kind of nudges him over the line into do-ability.

Anonymous said...

Yeah....I found it funny that the nominees for Best All Star Nickname were:

A-"ROD"
"Big Unit"
"Pudge"
The "Rocket"

I'm surprised "Man-Ram" [Manny Ramirez] wasn't in there.  Too bad "The Big Hurt" didn't make the team.  

Anonymous said...

Too bad Dick Harter doesn't coach baseball