Thursday, June 3, 2004

Guerrero Redefines Manhood

   Did you all see Guerrero on the TV? Was there a more Manly expression of proficiency ever displayed? Especially on national TV. Few men can put on a show like that. I would say that Guerrero is the best athlete working in any sport at the moment.

   There are some tremendous stories in the sports world these days. Smarty Jones taking the Preakness by a dozen lengths. Kobe Bryant playing with the pressure of a rape charge hanging over his head. LeBron James rising out of the Hang Time league to revitalize Cleveland. ARod making more money than Senegal. All of these men get shrinkage when Chavo Guerrero enters the room.

   Not only did Chavo Classic defend his title, but he set a standard that few men can match. After the match, at least 5 women from the crowd in Toronto couldn't control themselves, and charged the ring to marvel in his masculinity.

   The fact that Chavo Classic was seen paying these women on camera takes nothing from his accomplishment. He looked like a smaller, older, Hispanic Godfather.

   Chavo Classic having 5 women is a good enough gig to keep the title in his hands for a month or two, I hope. I'm often wrong when I try to anticipate pro wrestling storylines, which may or may not be a good thing. I try not to think too hard about these things, because Vince knows what's good for us.

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