Top Attempted Tax Deductions by Your Favorite Athletes:
- Dry Cleaning the beer out of my jersey after I fight the city of Detroit (Ron Artest)
- Fees paid to doormen so that I can illegally enter a club (Lebron James)
- Supporting an Entourage Exemption (Carmello Anthony)
- Token White Guy exemption (Austin Croshere)
- Work Stoppage exemption (NHL)
- While I was on steroids, I aggressively paid 127% of what I owed, and am due a sizable refund (Jason Giambi)
- Senate Hearing/Book Promotion travelling costs (Jose Canseco)
- 350 hypodermic needles (Mark McGwire)
- Mistress Relocation Fees (Barry Bonds)
- Agent Switching Early Withdrawl Fees (Carlos Boozer)
- Shutting Up My Wife With A Fat Diamond Exemption (Kobe Bryant)
- Declares himself a National Park (Leonard Davis)
- Registered as a National Historic Site (Red Auerbach)
- 14 million dependents (Latrell Sprewell)
- Currency transfer losses (Vince Carter)
- I only pay taxes in odd-numbered years (multiple)
- God told me not to pay (Deion Sanders)
- Prostitutes and legal fees (Denny Neagle)
- Booster income (Maurice Clarett)
- I don't live in Texas, so I don't pay....Oh, taxes? (unknown)
- Books, Tuition, Room/Board......just kidding (Dwight Howard)
- Failed Record Label losses (Ron Artest)
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3 comments:
I like Kobe's exemption! LOL
I didn't even read this last blog, the altercation last night, just supported my belief, that Boston if not Mass. people are bigots, more so than anywhere in this country of ours, I can tell you facts that I have witnessed with people I have been in contact with who are from boston, people in boston, make the KKK look like amateurs, and it's a good reason I would not like to live there.
- Shutting Up My Wife With A Fat Diamond Exemption (Kobe Bryant)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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