Thursday, November 17, 2005

Gettin Muddied By The B-O-A

Putfile - 7th Floor Crew  by the University of Miami Football Team...

NC-17, it's essentially a gang rape to a bad Dre beat. You'll want to wash your speakers after.

"You don't wanna test these pimp ass niggaz unless- you want your wig split."

Regardless, it's good to see that UMiami has a new fight song. This title refers to the floor of their dorm or the jail they'll be in.

It's just 13th grade, as we say in the MA.

"Throw her legs up, and put her in the Buck"

 

1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES? white, with roses and gold trim. They effin' rock.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Restrictor Plate This, by Jerry, The Dieast Dude

3. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? some chron flakes

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Betting

5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? cabbage

6. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING? Wake up in the mornin, got the yearnin' for herb

7. FAVORITE COLOR? Blue  

8. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR? that green that the AOL banner uses

9. HOW MANY RINGS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Caller ID, then it depends on the caller


10 FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?  God Damn

11. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate AND vanilla

12. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? One does not drive fast... one drives "faster."

13. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? in a sense

14. DO YOU LIKE THUNDER STORMS? they rule

15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 1986 Nissan Sentra, I could go from Duxbury to Nashua for $2

16. WHAT ARE YOU DRIVING NOW? 2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee

17. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Stay Off The Grass

18. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? I actually don't eat the other part.

19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE? UMiami RA

20. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  Gold

21. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL, OR HALF EMPTY? "Soon-to-be-filled"

22. FAVORITE MOVIE?  Scarface

23. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  I have my own thing going on


24. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? the floor

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?  4

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?  on TV, football.... in person, hockey

27. YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST INTENSE PAIN?  broken leg

28. PERSON MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? God only knows

29. PERSON LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO THIS ENTRY? Nat

30. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD? while the sandwich could have either, the fries will need ketchup

31. HAMBURGER OR HOT DOGS?  I won't eat a hot dog

32. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?   Fall

33. THE BEST PLACES THAT YOU HAVE EVER BEEN?  The Seventh Floor of the UMiami athlete dorms

34. WHAT BACKGROUND IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW? this:

35. FAVORITE FAST FOOD?  linguica pizza

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The penguin on the left is killing me.  I love penguins.
Dianne