Monday, May 28, 2007

Threw a knife into Heaven and could kill with a stare

We work on the holiday here at .Zamboni Rage,. just not that hard. Peep the links:

Bobby Knight used to host a golf show and, guess what, he had a short temper. - CollegeHumor video... you can probably see this one coming. Bobby Knight is one of the few people I know who is upset by the ice cream man. Somebody had him host a show about the most frustrating sport ever, and he gives you the full Dark Knight. (not office-friendly)

Golf isn't always so upsetting, though... Fuzzy Zoeller was so happy after making this shot, he took Tiger Woods out for some chicken.... There is a god of golf, and sometimes he smiles upon us. - CollegeHumor video. I hit one like this at the Wareham Mini-Putt, but You Tube wasn't there.

Some kid in Alabama killed about 1200 pounds of bacon and pork loin... check this beast out...Boy bags hog said bigger than 'Hogzilla' - Boston.com. That picture is #5 on Reasons I Won't Go To Alabama.

In this photo released by Melynne Stone, Jamison Stone, 11, poses with a wild pig he killed near Delta, Ala., May 3, 2007. Stone's father says the hog weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9-feet-4 from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. If claims of the animal's size are true, it would be larger than ``Hogzilla,'' the huge hog killed in Georgia in 2004.

Dammmmmmn...

Striper season is upon us, and one of the big Cape debates is whether you should fish for them with Herring, Clams, Mackerel or Lures. I prefer an RPG, as do most people in Afghanistan...Fishing in Afghanistan. The tough part is attaching the worm to your bazooka. - CollegeHumor video

Win if you can, lose if you must... but always cheat... unless the ump is looking. Phantom Hit - CollegeHumor video

For all the damage Cape Wind will do to the bird population, they won't get as many kills on camera as baseball does. If you're rooting for the birds, they get a few shots in as well, especially the mother goose.... Bird Moments - CollegeHumor video

Here's some high school tailback extrordinaire. Watch about a minute in, when he jumps over someone's head as he's running.....Sam McGuffie - CollegeHumor video

This baby loves breakdancing... you could say that she gets a kick out of it.... Times Square Breaking - CollegeHumor video

May as well end up with our original Veteran,,, a George Washington rap song with NC-17 hero worship lyrics.....George Washington - the new Chuck Norris? - CollegeHumor video

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

There are a lot of reasons to not go to Alabama [forced man love in the woods is atop my list], but Hogzilla is quite a deterrant.  

-Sportz

Anonymous said...

Nice to see you, Sportz... thanks for the comment.

Anonymous said...

I didnt really know how large that pig was until I saw this photo here.  Damn, where did that pig come from.  My dad used to raise razorback hogs and others and I have never seen a hog this big in my entire life.  I have not got time to go to all these other links.  I have been zonked out for 2 days trying to recover from the war at home.  (In our complex)  Get to them if I can.  Just wanted to drop by and see how you are writin'     Gerry http://journals.aol.com/gehi6/daughters-of-the-shadow-men/  

Anonymous said...

OMG..  ANOTHER REASON NOT to go to Alabama--that thing could eat somebody!!!  Eeek!!  Is someone going to eat that?!  Eeek!   Julie