Sunday, April 1, 2007

Me Be The Jericho Turnpike Bandit

- PEOPLE WHO SHOULDN'T RAP

A) College Kids (especially white ones with production ability)

 YouTube - Ego Trip (De La Soul cover song.. has the least cursing of the songs listed here)

I strongly recommend this format if we ever do a Blog Chowder group rap. 

 

B) Asians (or white people acting Asian, covering the Notorious MSG)

YouTube - Chinatown Hustler by The notorious RizA 

Always sad when you have to pistol-whip your own mother... but the bi**h was screwing up the Chinatown Hustla video.

 

C) Cartoon Icons, like Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids

YouTube - The Notorious F.A.T. - thingsB doneB changedB

" My style's fat like Albert, but I walk cool like Rudy."

 

D) GOP Hatchet Men...

YouTube - MC Rove

 If more Afghanis had YouTube, this would motivate them enough to push us out of the country.

 

E) Wind Power Advocates

YouTube - wind energy rap

Ted from Hyannis Port is one unhappy camper today.

 

F) Sensitive People

YouTube - E-N-J V.S. NIKS

Although these two aren't French, this is pretty much how it looks when I handle nonsense that occurs when I'm out and about.

 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

youare sooo funnny Smurfette!
Lololololololololol! (chuckle..chuckle..chuckle)
love,nat