Raffy tests positive for the juice AND the V....things to think about:
- Has science ever examined the benefits/consequences of mixing Viagra and steroids?
- Raffy....(assumes Antonio Banderas accent)...."That is not my bat, Senorita"
- I have no science to back it up, but I'm convinced that the V added 5-7 hme runs per year to the Rif Raf's total. He deserves stiff punishment.
- Even if there was no physical baseball-related effect to the Viagra/steroid combo, the mental wellness that comes with finishing 4 hours at the gym, then cruising down past the high school in the Maserati must add 20 feet to those fly balls that were so recently caught on the warning track.
- Raffy....."If there were commercials for steroids, I'd do them as well."
- Think Bonds is laughing now?.... "I hit 70 HRs one year AND had a mistress....and it was half natural, baby."
- Don't walk too close to the Palmiero statue in Cooperstown in 2020....you may end up having twins.
- Thank God Baltimore still has Sammy Sosa to hit clean home runs.
- Raffy...."Wait till they test me for the Cocaine."
- Raffy..."I took the steroids to build my self-esteem, which was wounded by being the only Latino in the world on Viagra."
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