Kurt Warner Questions:
1) Do you feel that your career has suffered at the hands of the Chunky Soup Commercial Curse?
2) My sister worked at a Red Lobster out there, and she saw Leonard Davis come in and eat 14 lobsters in a sitting. Do you have to feed the offensive lineman at all, and is this Davis' normal meal quantity?
3) Has a center ever giggled and told you that it tickles when you line up under him for a snap?
4) Did Orlando Pace ever break wind when lined up at scrimmage?
5) I hear that you register at hotels under the pseudonym "Kurt Warner and his really ugly wife."
6) "Married her before I was famous" is a little known but effective alimony defense.
7) If you went to line up under the center, and he smelled of perfume....is there any rule that says you can't have the Left Guard hike the ball?
8) They let you freely divorce and remarry in America, you know.....just thought I'd mention it.
9) What's worse....the Arena League, or showering with Jeremy Shockey?
10) I hear that Tom Coughlin fined his own wife when she was late with her period....true?
11) Roughly how many extra pushups did Chris Snee get to do for knocking up Coughlin's daughter before the marriage?
12) "I'm doing a crossword, Mr. Warner.....I need a 6 letter word for 'washed up'.....the first letter is a W....."
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