Questions for Triple H

WWE personality Triple H appears on AOL's "The Show" on Thursday

 

My questions for Triple H are:

- Is it hard being too stupid to play football?

- Could you give me Greg Anderson's pager number?

- When is the "Marrying The Daughter Of The CEO " self-help book coming out?

- What year do you have in the "Ric Flair/In-Ring Heart Attack" pool?

- How much influence did you have to use to get Stephanie McMahon to have the breast enhancement surgery?

- If you were really going to beat someone up, would you change into bikini briefs first?

- Does the WWE do steroid testing, and did you correctly identify all of them on the test?

- How exactly does Hollywood say "Your nose is too big" to a 270 pound man?

- How long do you have to wait for it to be safe to use the bathroom after the Big Show is in there?

- I'm not saying that the average wrestler is stupid or anything.....but could Triple H tell me what melted ice is called?

- What's the most trivial thing he got really angry at when the steroid rush hit? "Goddamned toaster!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! "

- Jess Atkinson said he could kick your ass. Can he?

- What can you do when you pop that humiliating mid-match stiffy?

- I've heard that the WWE used clever camera angles to disguise the fact that Andre The Giant was really five foot six. True?

- Is that "Group Shower" WWE rumor true?

- A half an hour after wrestling Gail Kim, are you hungry again?

- What fake name did Vince make you play in the XFL under?

- Boy, that Brett Favre sure does a lot of pain-killers, no?

- Have him spell "AOL"

- Do you have an acceptance speech ready for when the Nobel Peace Prize people start doing a "Big Dummy" category?

- Is he still baffled by the ending of Shrek II ?

- Do you have to bring Ric Flair back to the museum every night, or do you get to keep him out for weeks at a time?