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59-27 so far, W/L ...  about even vs. the spread, roughly guessing.

Buffalo is on the menu this Sunday, and they gave us too close of a game last time. They deserve nothing less than a sound thrashing. With two weeks to prepare, the Pats should whip them like a lazy mule.

It simply doesn't look good for the Buffy Ones this week. Biff is coming off the indignity of being Detroit's first win last weekend. They have a the kind of raw kid quarterback that Belly Check eats alive. They have a guy who was the subject of an article called Worst Defensive Performance, referring to Buffalo cornerback Nate Clements and the abuse (160 yards) he suffered at the hands of Roy Williams.

They do try hard... and if my memory serves me correctly, they have at least one guy who can beat our line and smash Champagne Tom in the back for a TD fumble. Buffalo is also already in full winter mode after that October blizzard.

I still like the Pats, winning easily. We should roll over them like a heavy sleeper.

New England, 24-13

- Carolina at Cincy

This was quite a few people's idea of thios year's Super Bowl before we lit Cincy up like a fat J. Cincy then lost to a team that let their Qb get beaten so badly that he had to have his spleen removed.

Carolina, 20-19

- Green Bay at Miami

Someone hates Green Bay at the schedule-maker's office, because they don't get the Miami trip in December, when it would be more enjoyable. If you put Harrington's happy feet on Culpepper, you might actually have a player. As it stands, both of them suck.

Miami, 16-14

- Jacksonville at Houston

This one has all the fixins of a good old fahioned country ass whuppin. Houston stinks like a whale carcass. Jacksonville has a player who gets psyched up for the game by having someone slap him in the face repeatedly. Check this video: Jaguar Defensive Tackle John Henderson Will Eat Your Children | NFL Blog - The FanHouse

Jack, 27-13

- Philly at Tampa Bay

Going against the home dog... the last guy to play QB for this team had to have an organ removed.

Philly, 24-12

- Detroit at NYJ

Someone has to win... although they could tie. Detroit simply sucks too badly to win two straight. One of these teams may Bore the ball across the goal line.

NYJ, 7-6

- Pittsburgh at Atlanta

Unless Vick goes off, the Falcons will get stomped like one of those flaming dog bags kids do on Halloween. Maybe someone will yank polamalu down by the hair again.

Stillers, 18-10

- San Diego at Kansas City

If this were a WWE match, it'd be Kamala vs. Molly Holly. Kansas City deserves to lose for not actually being in Kansas. That's like the difference between a C+ and a B- on a geography quiz.

San Diego, 28-16

- Denver at Cleveland

This should be another curb-stomping. Denver might get 2 million yards rushing.

Denver, 24-7

Arizona at Oakland

The Raiders passed on Matt Leinart, and he played in their backyard. Randy Moss should love watching this kid throw strikes for Arizona while his own quarterback blows like the North Wind.

Arizona, 24-20

Minnesota at Seattle

The Vikings will be the team Seattle Slew.

S'awks, 21-17

Washington at Indy

Mr. October is at his peak effectiveness. Remember these days when he falls apart like a Korean TV in the playoffs. They miss Edge, and Edge misses them.

Indy, 34-10

- New York at Dallas

A nationally televised pounding for Nancy Drew Bledsoe. Someone may challenge the Mo Lewis Standard for smashing Bleddy in the chest.

NYG, 20-17