Monday, December 24, 2007

A Festival Of Lights

 In a cost-cutting move, Santa ditched the reindeer team and delivers all of his presents via the Slam Dunk.

Instead of  reindeer hooves on your roof... the only sound you'll hear is the approaching smackSmackSMACK of Santa dribbling your present and throwing down your chimney.

Don't worry about milk and cookies.... Santa has plenty of Venison.

In related news... everyone on Earth is getting a basketball this year.

 

If Kobe Claus isn't enough for you... why not get a 4 story Ohio State Buckeye football lineman?

Silently set it up overnight, then watch your wife's face as she looks out the bedroom window into a bunghole that one could drive a Denali into! After she's done berating you, you can go out into the street and face the contempt of your neighbors.

If Dan Ackroyd went to Michigan or USC, this is how Ghostbusters would have ended.

(pics courtesy of Chris Mottram at The Sporting News, who got them from Elsewhere)

Bonus! A better quality video of  "All I Wanted Was A Skateboard"... fromMusicJesus.com,nonetheless.

Super Deluxe All I Wanted Was A Skateboard Music Video Code by MusicJesus

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow-the view from the upstairs window,LOL
Santa skateboards in his sparetime-go fatboy-go,LOL
"Merry Christmas"

Anonymous said...

Thanks for stopping by and a Merry Christmas to you too!!

Cheri

P.S. Great Pix!!

Anonymous said...

Hey those Christmas decorations are really cool! Thanks for sharing the pics and Merry Christmas.-Missy

Anonymous said...

I appreciate these sporty Christmas decorations.  I knew I could find something like this on your blog.  You have not disappointed me!  Gerry