Top Attempted Tax Deductions by Your Favorite Athletes:
- Dry Cleaning the beer out of my jersey after I fight the city of Detroit (Ron Artest)
- Fees paid to doormen so that I can illegally enter a club (Lebron James)
- Supporting an Entourage Exemption (Carmello Anthony)
- Token White Guy exemption (Austin Croshere)
- Work Stoppage exemption (NHL)
- While I was on steroids, I aggressively paid 127% of what I owed, and am due a sizable refund (Jason Giambi)
- Senate Hearing/Book Promotion travelling costs (Jose Canseco)
- 350 hypodermic needles (Mark McGwire)
- Mistress Relocation Fees (Barry Bonds)
- Agent Switching Early Withdrawl Fees (Carlos Boozer)
- Shutting Up My Wife With A Fat Diamond Exemption (Kobe Bryant)
- Declares himself a National Park (Leonard Davis)
- Registered as a National Historic Site (Red Auerbach)
- 14 million dependents (Latrell Sprewell)
- Currency transfer losses (Vince Carter)
- I only pay taxes in odd-numbered years (multiple)
- God told me not to pay (Deion Sanders)
- Prostitutes and legal fees (Denny Neagle)
- Booster income (Maurice Clarett)
- I don't live in Texas, so I don't pay....Oh, taxes? (unknown)
- Books, Tuition, Room/Board......just kidding (Dwight Howard)
- Failed Record Label losses (Ron Artest)
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I like Kobe's exemption! LOL
ReplyDeleteI didn't even read this last blog, the altercation last night, just supported my belief, that Boston if not Mass. people are bigots, more so than anywhere in this country of ours, I can tell you facts that I have witnessed with people I have been in contact with who are from boston, people in boston, make the KKK look like amateurs, and it's a good reason I would not like to live there.
ReplyDelete- Shutting Up My Wife With A Fat Diamond Exemption (Kobe Bryant)
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!